[quote=@The World]
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Whhhhahahaatttt isssssss ttttthhhhheeee ppooooooooooolllllleeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrmmmmm maaaaadddddeeee offffffff?
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Pfffftttt.
It may not be made of 100% organic matter, but it does contain a carbon core in its pole, the blade is made of a composite that includes it, and the cloth along the pole is made of organic matter.
Beyond that, I doubt it will outright repell or absorb the EE.