From sea to sea
And shore to shore
There's nothing left here to explore
From street to street
And door to door
We're bored.

"Bored" by That Handsome Devil

Some people like to eat chicken
Other folk'd rather have pork.
I don't really care about the food I eat
Just as long as I can eat it with a spork.

"Spork" by Da Vinci's Notebook