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[indent][indent][indent][color=00eddd]”Stupid boys with their stupid penisis. Always gotta do what you need to in order to make [i]them[/i] happy,”[/color] Ariel grumbled as she stomped through the crowd. [color=00eddd]”Gods forbid someone could just say no. Then again, [i]boys[/i] don’t understand that word.”[/color]

Why Kavi had gotten so mad about her not wanting to smoke with him, she would never understand. If he had decided to march of and get drunk, then so could she. With that mindset, she found herself at the drink table, picking up a fifth of vodka. It looked, smelled and tasted just like rubbing alcohol - but it had a slight burn on the way down as long as you chugged it. Ariel liked the burn. Propping herself up against the table, she looked to her left to find Cleopatra. 

[color=00eddd]”Did someone piss you off too?”[/color] she asked. 

Shawna was a bit surprised by the question from the… Little Mermaid five years after her marriage? She had no idea what her costume was. She had toasted Aaliyah with a refilled solo cup that was approaching 85% whiskey before her friend from a former life departed to find her own clique. Sure, her own squad had disappeared as well, but she wasn’t pissed off about it. Nothing a text couldn’t solve.

[color=e81b00]“No, at least not yet,”[/color] Shawna admitted as she turned to face the red-haired woman next to her. [color=e81b00]“But I don’t think I’m taking much of a leap to guess you haven’t been as lucky tonight?”[/color]

Ariel promptly opened the bottle, taking her first gulp before making an indescribable face of disgust and fighting the urge to gag. The first shot was almost always the worst. [color=00eddd]”You would be correct.”[/color] she answered. [color=00eddd]”Dudes are stupid, but such is life. Time to get wasted and harness my inner rage for no reason.”[/color] 

Cleopatra nodded in agreement. [color=e81b00]“Hey, no argument here,”[/color] she said as she took a long sip from her own cup, barely tasting the Coke that had been splashed on top to give it a hint of flavor. However, the way this girl was going, she was going to catch up in no time. [color=e81b00]“Any dude in particular we should be hate-drinking to? Or can I just pick one of my own choosing? Cause I got one in mind…”[/color]

[color=00eddd]”Both?”[/color] Ariel suggested. 

Shawna nodded slowly. [color=e81b00]“Yeah, I can do that,”[/color] She brought her cup around to conservatively dressed Fifth Element girl and offered a toast. [color=e81b00]“To fucking up Max’s shit, and to fucking up...”[/color] She was leading her new drinking partner on.

[color=00eddd]”Kavi’s shit,”[/color] she said, raising her bottle to the other girl’s cup. [color=00eddd]”What did Max do?”[/color] 

Another long drink of cola-flavored whiskey passed through Cleo’s lips. [color=e81b00]“Let’s just say, he hurt someone very deeply, someone who I may have some feelings for, and I want him to suffer for it.”[/color] Her formerly fresh cup was already half gone at this point. [color=e81b00]“What’s Kavi’s crime? Isn’t he hosting this thing?”[/color]

With a raised brow in a ‘oh, I see’ expression, Ariel took another few sips of her vodka before speaking. [color=00eddd]”He tried to pressure me into something that I didn’t want to do. And when I politely declined, he decided to be an ass and blow everything out of proportion. Apparently I’m not allowed to do that, you see? So now he’s off drinking with some other guy and I plan to get just as shit faced as him. Maybe even more.”[/color]

[color=e81b00]“Shit, now I don’t feel so bad for drinking all his whiskey,”[/color] Shawna confirmed. [color=e81b00]“Well, I just met you… um… Terminator Wendy? I’m sorry, I have no idea on the costume. But hey, I’ll keep taking shots until I can figure it out. Can’t let a good girl get shit-faced alone. I mean, no one else is helping me with that but I can’t let someone else go through that, so here we go!”[/color] She finished the rest of her glass and reached back for the whiskey bottle that was taking some frequent hits tonight.

Ariel kept sipping her liquor, taking in the other girl’s words as she did so. About to tell Mystery Queen her name, Ariel heard her own over the speaker - after the bombshell that April was carrying Santiago’s baby. That was just one of those things everyone knew was coming anyway. What Ariel [i]didn’t[/i] see coming though, was Kavi’s announcement. 

[color=00eddd]”Thaaaat would be me,”[/color] she said, putting the bottle down on the table. [color=00eddd]”The name’s Ariel, but you probably know that now? I don’t know. I’m tipsy. Nothing is starting to really make sense now. But! Thanks to you, I get to go and be drunkely pissed off at the hot tub. So, if you’ll excuse me your highness, I have a stupid man to go yell at.”[/color] 

Shawna had no clue what was going on with the announcements, but Ariel was front and center and once she identified herself, it was clear she had even more ammunition for her quest to smash things.She also realized she should have went with the Little Mermaid guess. It would have been more accurate. [color=e81b00]“Hey, sure, I mean, if you want some backup, I’m here. It’s Shawna, by the way, under the crown and all. But yeah, go kick that hot tub’s ass if you need to, Ariel.”[/color]

[color=00eddd]”I’ll do my best to remember your name when I’m hung over in the morning. Thanks Shawna,”[/color] she said, turning on her heal to begin her journey. [/indent][/indent][/indent]