Okay so when I was a kid there was a TV show I watched a shitton called [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaotic]Chaotic[/url]. It was based on a trading card game and I learned you could play that shit online [i]for free[/i] on the TV show's website, but you needed to sign up for an account to play. This was the very first time I needed to make a username, and I decided to base it off the username a character in the show used- [url=https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/chaotic/images/3/33/Kaz-season2.png/revision/latest?cb=20080824014042]Kazdan "Kaz" Kalinkas (A.K.A. KidChaor)[/url]. 

I swapped out Chaor for his rival from the 'good' faction, [url=https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/chaotic/images/8/8f/DOP-015.png/revision/latest?cb=20080629152035]Maxxor[/url], but I was too fuckin cool to name myself [i]kid[/i] anything and went with [i]lord[/i] like the edgy 10 year old that I was. Thus my first username and the one I stuck with for a long ass time, Maxxorlord. Overtime that got shortened down to just Maxx. If I could do that as a standalone, I would, but there's a certain motherfucker that stole it so I had to slap an adjective in front of it: in this case, Comrade, because I'm a dirty Communist [sub]but ironically[/sub] [sub][sub]only sometimes tho[/sub][/sub] [sub][sub][sub]#Bernie2020[/sub][/sub][/sub]

So ye, my name's not actually Max, it's just a childhood username that I've used for so long that it's my regular ID now