omfreakin'g.
Went to dinner with hubby. Ordered escargot and shrimp appetizer. Told him I'd try a shrimp (haaaaaaaate seafood) if he ate a snail. He agreed. 

Everytime he eats shrimps, I won't let him kiss me until his teeth are brushed. 
I'm super serial, I hate seafood. 
So I told him regardless of my eating one, he can't kiss me until his teeth are brushed. 

Dinner was pleasant. Shrimp was gross. Snails were good. I had alcohol. woo. *dance*
Entire night, I'm muttering 'I can't believe I ate a shrimp'. Leave the restaurant. Mutter it again. Walking toward car. Husband wraps his arms around my waist, and I get ALL excited. Husband's showing affection. He rarely does that. Even more, he's showing PUBLIC affection. Way things are going, this makes me all sorts of thrilled. He even leans in an kisses me. 

It was then I realized his betrayal. I told him I was going to develop trust issues now, and that I was so bummed out because I thought he was being romantic. Turns out he was just being an ass. He just 'lol'd. 

Asshat. XD

Also, Hi Kane! *waves happily* Welcome to the thread.