[quote=@Strange Rodent]
"I used to do drugs.
I still do, but I used to, too"

"I like rice rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something"

"A hippopotamus is just a really cool opotamus"

All Mitch Hedberg
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"I want a full body tattoo of myself, only taller."

"I bought powdered water, but I don't know what to add."

"I put a skylight in, my upstairs neighbors are pissed."

"It's a small world but I sure don't want to paint it."

Steven Wright, the king of the entente.