Unfortunately, I want to become a totalitarian ruler over the entire universe. You become my royal advisor, and I keep your life about the same as you are a great help to me. Meanwhile, I achieve my greatest dreams as my military engineers make beautiful technological breakthroughs, aiding me in my quest to conquer everything. And you will remain by my side, Lonely Parrot, watching the universe bow before me.

And, uhhh. I guess my wish is already up there. Become universal dictator.