[quote=@Byrd Man]
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I mean if you want me to get sillier than a anthropomorphic duck bank robber, then let me know, my guy.
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You have 12 hours. I challenge you to get both [i][i]sillier[/i][/i] and more [i]serious[/i]. Give me another viable character to choose from. Go!