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[color=43D5E8]“Aw, aren’t you the cutest thing around. Well, not quite. Your owner has you beat I think.”[/color]

Was everyone on this campus horny? The vampires he could understand, they were likely just eccentric hedonists or... whatever the hell Eris was, but now the [i]mages[/i] were joining in. He must be hot or something. Still, the lack of fangs involved made this situation only mildly exasperating rather than outright weird like with Trenchcoat Guy.

[color=43D5E8]“I’m Liam by the way. I run a dog blog so I took a picture earlier but I accidently caught your face in the picture. Not that I’m complaining but I didn’t want to post it without running it by you first. And ask you if you would let me take more pictures sometime? Whenever you’re available of course. I’ll treat you afterwards as thanks.”[/color]

A [i]dog blog[/i]. Not only did this guy waste his time posting animals on a regular basis, there were people who actually considered that entertainment. At least he was nice enough to ask about putting the picture up online. Or he caught one of Max's death glares. What was he even supposed to tell this guy? He had no idea what Eris planned to do with this mutt, or for how long. It might end up getting turned into a scarf for all Max knew. Though, a photoshoot for the stupid thing would probably be right up Eris' alley, albeit with a more renowned photographer no doubt.

[color=8585ad]"I don't really care what you do with the picture, but this actually isn't my dog,"[/color] Max explained apathetically, [color=8585ad]"I can ask the owner for you but I'm not really sure if he likes working with amateurs."[/color] That probably made no sense without context. How was Max supposed to describe Eris Samael without saying [i]Eris Samael[/i]? [color=8585ad]"Like, he's got expensive tastes, and you're just... some guy with a website. I think."[/color] Max seriously hoped no one actually got famous off dog blogging. [color=8585ad]"Then again, he really likes attention, so..."[/color] The mage trailed off with a shrug.

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