Back in middle school, I handed this chick from my bus a pet hamster I'd just purchased from another student minutes prior that same morning. She was supposed to look after it for me for the day and then give it back once we were both back in the bus that afternoon. I never saw her again after that. Bitch ran off with my hamster!

Also, around that time, votes were going around for the yearbook superlatives. The teacher himself nominated me for best eyes, but of course the popular girl won in the end...her and her shit-brown eyes. 

And [i]another[/i] time, I was threatened with suspension. Whenever the buses would pull up, everybody would push to get in first. The vice principal came over and shouted at everyone to get back to maintain order. Then the bus lady called for me to come in first since I was well-behaved and she liked me. Well, the VP yells at me to step back out. He questioned why I disobeyed him, and I explained to him the bus driver had called me to go in, and he yells that I was wrong since it was him who ordered the students to get in the bus. He told me he was suspending me and I started crying, but he allowed me to get in the bus and I never got called to the office so crisis averted. 

Now that I think about it, middle school was a bit of a roller coaster.