Oh man, oh man, OHHHH MAAAANN, [i]dude[/i] that post was so good it actually made me tear up a little! 

Meeetraaaa, nooooo! D: And I am a little worried for Yerbol, because that last part does NOT sound good, nope nope nope O.O 

*cracks knuckles* Okay, I shall get cracking on a response and hopefully have one out to you sometime tomorrow :3