[quote=@Kyuuzen]
-What's your worst nightmare?
"Huh, that's a little personal.  I guess failure.  Or ostriches, fuckin' Christ, you ever see one of those thing up close?"
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Then I present to you... the Cassowary. 

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Aka: Flightless Murder Bird that can disembowel you with his 15 - 17 cm long clawed feet.