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[h3][color=a2d39c]"Are you gonna play with me~?"[/color][/h3]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Cct1TGA.png[/img]

Name: Maricola

[b]Age:[/b]
Measured in geologic time

[b]Birthdate:[/b]
Somewhere around the Paleoarchean era

[b]Gender:[/b]
Parthenogenic Hermaphrodite

[b]Nationality:[/b]
Space

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Height: 4 ft. (functional)
Weight: Incalculable
Fashion Sense: Perfectly, utterly tasteless; favorite outfit is a combination of snot-green spandex tights and a stained jersey with the words SPACE MONSTAR emblazoned on it.
Distinguishing Features: Has a very high-pitched, irritating voice.
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[hider=Biography]
Personality Questions:
=You're fighting a worthy opponent who you're about to defeat, then they forsake their humanity and give up their self just to beat you, how do you react?
[color=a2d39c]"You have one of those, too? Super cool~!"[/color]

-You lost a fight, what are you going to do about it?
[color=a2d39c]"Come back next week..? And bring a new friend~!"[/color]

-Do you believe in karma?
[color=a2d39c]"Just between the two of usss~... Papa thinks Aunt Kar-ma should settle down and get a real job, you know~?"[/color]

Backstory:
LONG AGO
BEFORE LIGHT
BEFORE TIME
BEFORE GODS
THERE WAS THE PRIMORDIAL SWAMP
AND FROM THE SWAMP EMERGED THE CONQUEROR WORM
AND THE CONQUEROR WORM WENT FORTH AND MULTIPLIED
SEEDING THE MOLTEN ROCK OF UNFORMED PLANETS WITH ITS TERRIBLE SPAWN
ONE SUCH PLANET WAS OUR HUMBLE EARTH, MADE PREGNANT WITH THE HIDEOUS OFFSPRING OF THE CONQUEROR WORM
MARICOLA

AND AS MARICOLA GREW IN SIZE, SO DID THE CREATURE'S MIND
IT WAS DECIDED AN EDUCATION WAS IN ORDER
MARICOLA WAS SENT TO A SCHOOL FOR VILLAINS AND REPEATED THE FIRST YEAR, LIKE, FOUR TIMES CONSECUTIVELY
PATIENCE WAS REWARDED, DARK PACTS WERE MADE
BUT THEN THE SCHOOL SHUT DOWN BECAUSE IT WASN'T ACCREDITED BY THE SCHOOL BOARD
IT WAS A MASSIVE SHITSHOW FOR ALL INVOLVED, NEPOTISM ALL OVER, EMBEZZLEMENT, REALLY BAD STUFF GOING ON
HONESTLY CONSIDERING IT WAS A SCHOOL FOR VILLAINS YOU'D THINK SOMEONE WOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING
BUT I DIGRESS
MARICOLA IS ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHED UPON THE WIDER WORLD
WHAT'S WORSE, IT MAY BE HUMANITY'S GREATEST HOPE FOR SURVIVAL
IN THE WORDS OF THE ANCIENT ONES:

[i]"GUYS WE MIGHT BE KINDA BONED"[/i]
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Abilities:
Euclidean Compaction - Using the dark powers of forbidden geometry, Maricola is able to fold it's spatial structure in order to compact itself down into an androgynous humanoid roughly four feet in height, thus allowing it to function more or less as a person would.

Ultimate Cells - A starspawn is a kind of biological singularity, a being of perfect simplicity and adaptability possessing extensive control over it's own body and the ability to self-repair, self-replicate, and self-evolve at mind-boggling speeds. Sadly, said biological singularity also includes a very simple brain.

Primeval Cells - Likewise, by sloughing off a portion of it's own cells and allowing them to assimilate a native life form, Maricola can spawn and telepathically command a city-menacing kaiju perfect for battling with giant robots or other oversize space aliens. Sadly, the complications of having such primitive three-dimensional biology inflicted upon them causes the imperfect organism to decay into watery mush after roughly 24 hours of rampaging, or once it's core is significantly compromised.

Interstellar Cells - Finally, as a fragment of a greater being itself, Maricola is in constant communication with it's parent body and is able to consult it for advice. Sadly, the main body Maricola comes from is just as out-of-touch as Maricola is in the ways of puny earthfolk, but it tries.


Equipment:
Taiwanese bootleg action figure in the likeness of Omegaman, Maricola's de-facto archnemesis and favorite superhero.
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[b]Other: [/b]
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mllzzUjMezU]Do People Still Do Character Themes?[/url]

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