"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!" The monster shouted (Which granted was his normal volume apparently) into his microphone/horn, causing his voice to reverberate. he waved a tendril at the crystal and the light emanating from it started to pulsate, creating a sort of discolight effect and for some reason, music. The music was quite frankly something of a mix of classical instruments and dubstep. It was very strange and unfamiliar to the party, who could only look on dumbstruck. The monster suddenly looked serious as he loomed over you and started the battle.

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WELCOME TO THE EMPORIUM WHERE WE COLLECT THE STRANGE AND UNUSUAL
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FOUR NOOBS BOUT TO GET A FUNERAL!
BEHOLD! TWENTY EYES THAT CAN SEE
THAT YOU AIN'T GUNNA BEAT ME!
I AM PERFECTION GIVEN PHYSICAL FORM,
YOU BARELY LOOK LUKE WARM.

JUST MY GAZE CAN LEAVE FOES FROZEN IN FEAR
FORGET FUCKING FIENDS, TRUE HORROR IS RIGHT HERE!
I CAN BLAST A WHOLE THROUGH CASTLES, DRAGONS AND MORE
GOT RICHES AND BITCHES AND GALORE!
IT AIN'T MY BUSINESS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
BUT I DON'T NEED EYES TO SEE YOU LOSING!
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