Charlie smiles and becomes ivy " what's up I'm ivy I act like everybody's mom and won't take a break also guess what!? I'm getting married to a fucking god!? Now that may not be a bit of being biased......ok well it is a bit biased but I swear I'm not lying gods and he's the best boyfriend ever i mean fuck everyone else's boys here they just can't compare ! Also did I mention I seem to be mother Teresa I mean the streets just need someone to save them!" Charlie says batting his eyelashes dreamily 

Jacob was taking a drink of water and has to run to the sink to spit it out because he's laughing so hard