I hence forth propose:

 - There exists only Spam
 - There are people in Spam
 - These people in Spam, having also other people, have social connections within Spam
 - There thus exists a society in Spam
 - But this society is unfulfilled
 - Thus, as act of fulfillment, posting in spam is an act of completion
 - Having thus posted in spam, and achieving completion with spam, all future interactions shall at a metaphysical level be gauged by one's posting to spam, and how much.
 - As duty, you must post in spam, to maintain fulfillment
 - Failure to post in spam is a failure of fulfillment with spam
 - Peak fulfillment with Spam is one's willingness to be a part of spam, while everyone must also post in spam; we chose to thus still post in spam as others post in other boards as act of willingness. This brings joy.
 - Therefore, being in spam, and choosing in spam, we conclude that our roles involve spam
 - Concluding: being in spam, you post in spam, being in spam and posting in spam you achieve the metamorphosis of the self into a fuller being. This brings joy. Therefore, expression of such is the willingness to die for Spam

Having thus laid out I propose:

Fuck Off-Topic.



Am I right? :^)