I knew they were crazy when they said not to drink root beer. The hell they got against root beer?

That aside, yeah, they seem quite cuckoo. They don't even let you celebrate your own birthday, and you have to be approved to go to a funeral or wedding of someone you know. "Oh, sorry, your friend died? I'll get back to you in the next 5-7 business days."

Wackos, all I have to say.