[hider=Inside Shion's head]
[s]Shion deadpanned. [color=00aeef]"... Excuse? How's this for an excuse. Plan Zeta."[/color] As soon as the words left her lips, Ludomon quickly ran over to the door and stood in front of it, ready for action. Shion then jumped at Elecmon as Zubaeagermon took on his sword mode, her catching him midair before grabbing Elecmon by the ear and holding the tip of Zuba's sword at his throat. [color=00aeef]"Now, I've got some questions for [i]you.[/i]"[/color][/s]
[/hider]
A few seconds passed in silence as Shion decided what to do. Finally, she spoke aloud so that everyone could hear her. [color=00aeef]"Mama bird? Please, you're not even an aunt ant."[/color] Shion couldn't help herself, she began laughing at her own joke. Her laughter became louder as time passed, reaching a hysterical level quickly. As it died down, she wiped an imaginary tear from her eye and put an arm around Elecmon, about to speak before Zuba spoke up. 

[color=fff200]"Ay, I've gotta piss like a Lighdramon on a flat rock, where's the bathroom?"[/color] 

[color=ed145b]"Equally important question: Did you know that you're not as strong as Vi-Elecmon are? What do you even do here?"[/color]

Shion paused. [color=00aeef]"Good question, what [i]do[/i] you do here?"[/color]

[@Pyromania99]