[quote=@Nimda]
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Oh boo, if you only understood.
*Leans closely and whispers in your ear*
If you've ever been on the brink of true starvation, when your hunger is the only thing that fuels your thoughts, and the dirt you stand on looks as appetizing as a five star meal, then you might know what every moment is like for one of us.
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You clearly don't know a thing about me, then. Did you know I once starved for 200 years before I finally found out how to take energy from the air itself to sustain my life force as an alternative for food?  I quite litterally made dirt a meal.