[quote=@souleaterfan320]
<Snipped quote by Nimda>

You clearly don't know a thing about me, then. Did you know I once starved for 200 years before I finally found out how to take energy from the air itself to sustain my life force as an alternative for food?  I quite litterally made dirt a meal.
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Then you won't mind #4.
*The scythe blade hooks into your shoulder, its presence coaxing energy to leak out*