[hider=Cobble, the Accountant]
[center][h1]Cobble[/h1][img]https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4442/37183208985_89cb930a0d_b.jpg[/img][h3]A measly 5'5![/h3][/center]
[h3]Appearance:[/h3]
	The greenskin towers above most others of his kind at an astoundingly average 5'5, and is about as lean and limber as the rest of his ilk : a measly 110 lbs. As with most goblins, his skin is a sort of brownish green olive that seems to glow with a mix of sweat and natural body oils, making him just as hard to get a grab on as his smaller cohorts. Most just consider him to be an especially anemic half-orc, which [b]is[/b] a bit of a step up from full-on greenskin.

[h3]Name:[/h3]
	Cobble

[h3]Gender:[/h3]
	Male

[h3]Personality:[/h3]
	A no-nonsense, snappy kind of guy who'd really prefer to keep things nice and running smoothly like a well-oiled machine.  While he isn't exactly pure-hearted, his capitalistic views as a human before carry well into his life as a meager goblin : diplomacy and money speak more than most actions.  To that end, he's kind of a friendly guy, if not a little self-centered.  In a world where almost nothing has been exploited yet, he's definitely got a lot to capitalize on here.

[h3]History:[/h3]
	Cobble, better known as [redacted] in the world before, was an accountant who did very basic things : data entry and a bit of management.  It meant that it was his job to put things in boxes, nicely and neatly, and make sure that every client reported everything honestly (and it was also his job to find out whether or not they were lying).  It fit his personality well, as did it fit his unending, tireless work ethic and all.  A very flat man indeed, but he had lost his dreams somewhere before he was stuck in a cubicle.  Dreams of starting a company, asking out his favorite girl-that-wasn't-his-girlfriend, and settling down in a seven-figure house where he could play with stocks every morning.  He had lost them in the very harsh reality that all he was known for was his work : work he had done to impress bosses, work he had completed by taking on others' responsibilities, work he had dumped onto him because he was too engrossed into the numbers to really be a human.  And he was going to fix that, he really was...before getting crushed between two trucks.  It wasn't a slow death, but it wasn't quick, either.  And trust him when he says having his brain crushed between his steering wheel and the rear bumper [b]hurts like a bitch.[/b]
	And to be completely honest with you all, he isn't too sure why he's here either.  But it's sure as a good time as any to start over; shame he couldn't bring his lady-friend over to see this all with him.
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[hider=Inventory]
- Nuts, shrooms, and fruits randomly picked from surroundings : Pick any of the three and flip a coin.  Heads will yield a fruit/shroom/nut with positive effects.  Tails will yield a fruit with negative effects.
- Rocks : Small, flat discs of stone to throw or craft with.  Maximum 3 at any one time (until he gets a proper backpack).
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[hider=Tier Zero Skill]
'Getting It' - There lies a lot of power in simply [b]getting idiots to listen to you for once[/b].  For Cobble, his ideas and words come off [b]very[/b] easy to understand...even by species that normally can't speak at all!  Which means, if a slug agrees with him, he can try and tell it to roll over.   Now, whether or not it finds rolling over a good idea is another thing entirely.  (Disclaimer : does not apply to things that are simply [b]too dumb to communicate[/b].  Bacteria will still swim about, plants stay in place, and a tarrasque will still eat up the earth.)
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[hider=Skills]
[hider=Tier 1]
- Dark Vision : 60 feet in low-light conditions is considered  as clear as day.  Doesn't work in pitch-black areas.
- Streamlined Form : Boon to stealth maneuvers.
- Flight Instinct : Boon to flee attempts.  Also makes his mind scream in fear at the slightest scary thing.
- Slippery Skin : Boon to defenses against grabs and/or restraints.  Also prone to slipping on the arse without proper wear.
- Bowlegged : Boon to climb and ride attempts.  He travels a bit slower than other people.[/hider]
[hider=Tier 5]
- Chieftain Blood : The owner of this passive has increased charisma towards their own race without the need for additional feats.  It's no substitute for earned reputation, but it's much easier to build trust when people are naturally inclined to follow you anyway.
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