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[center][b]Hey kid, what’s your name?[/b]

[color=007236]"The name's Garfield Pollard. People around these parts call me Gar."[/color]

[b]Huh, interesting...you look more like a...[/b]

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[b]Depth perception is kind of a problem for me. Why don’t you save me the trouble and tell me how you look?[/b]

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[b]How old are you anyway?[/b]

[color=007236]"Thirty-seven. You learn to grow old here in Gravity Falls."[/color]

[b]Why don’t you lay your past on me? What are you even doing here?[/b]

[color=007236]"A life story? Seriously? I'm not even that old." 

Well, it isn't really all that interesting. You see, I was born and raised here in Gravity Falls. Ma and pa were born and raised here too. No one really leaves Gravity Falls once you start to live here. Not much change either. We're born here, grow up here and die here. There are people who come, a few go, but that's usually what happens in our little sleepy town. Nothing much happens here.

As for me? Well, I went through school here and, just like my parents and every single ancestor I have, I'm gonna stay here. I've gone through a lot of jobs because I mostly do whatever needs to be done here in Gravity Falls. We don't have a lot of people so if someone needs help, I'm usually the one they ring up. And hey, I don't mind not having a permanent job as long as I get some money out of it you know?

I've encountered a couple of weird things. Sometimes, there's floating furniture. Sometimes, there's some weird creature stalking people in the woods. Or sometimes it's a broken toaster. It's all part of living here in Gravity Falls. There are a lot of rumors and legends that surround our town. I don't really care whether it's true or not; if they pose a problem, I take care of them. If they don't, I leave them alone. But I'm pretty sure the kids out there are curious about them and maybe sometimes I keep an eye on them so they don't get hurt. The kids don't seem to really understand that some things are best left to the unknown. 
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[b]Anything else you wanna share? Go for it![/b]

[color=007236]"I've seen a lot of weird stuff in Gravity Falls and I got a couple of trinkets. Apparently, this ring I got from this weird woman in the woods help me power through stuff. Hasn't helped me all that much yet."

"Oh, a wife? Yeah, I have one. She's a teacher over at our highschool. Her name is Emma and we've been married for ten years, together for twenty! She's a sweet and amazing person. You would love her when you meet her too. Don't got any kids though."

"There's been talk of Illuminati being thrown around. Don't know. This feels a lot more older than that."

"I used to work as a lumberjack and used to go hunting before. They help a lot."

"Coffee and my wife are the only things that make me feel alive. I'm kidding, I'm kidding."

"My wife and I go hiking, sometimes even camping, in the woods. We keep seeing a lot of things. Get to meet things too. I'd be careful if I were you."
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