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When Malcolm was born, his family celebrated his birth as if he were the legitimate son of Jesus Christ
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I [i]died[/i] laughing when I read this.

...Until I read on and realized it was actually an interesting story. Boy had it rough; It was an enjoyable read but damn I feel bad for him now. Give that boy a hug. 

The Stand is also interesting: Definitely a concept I wouldn't of ever considered. It's understandable, but has a lot going for it as well. I'm excited to see how you end up using it later on.