Well, I've had enough online and real life stalking experiences to hit double digits. (At least.) So people that only seem to exist to follow/react to everything I do for years at a time with a creepy level of desperation. Or, just literally stalk me. I'd like to hope that's unique, because I just seem to attract people who are fucking nuts. Opposites attract I guess? Hope I've never told these stories yet.

So, we have a guy who spent, eh bout 3 years of his life? Recording my online history, and writing comic books that usually end up killing me. Who also created at least 3 alternative accounts/sent multiple emails to multiple private addresses in order to get in contact with me. (So ya know, assholes better step up your game.  Y'all have a long way to go to top what I've dealt with.)

My favorite Ghetto McDonald's had at least had four instances of this. Had one guy lambasting me about politics, where the guy embarrasses himself in front of everyone else. Dude follows me home in his car to resume the verbal altercation. Dude was like 30 plus years older than I was. (And if only that was the only time I saw the fucker.) One old ass guy, who tried everyday to make sure I wasn't allowed to eat there. (Cool and normal) spent more than few afternoons literally following me for blocks muttering how my house should be burned down because I kicked him out of his place. (I wish I didn't see this ball of sunshine, nearly every other day I lived in the Ghetto.)

I guess most of my school life bullying/a teacher who literally had it in for me, doesn't count, unless "literally following/stalking you're whereabouts exclusively just to cause you misery" counts. (Bonus fact, that teacher was liked by no one, and "fired" for looking at weird porn at work. So again, people who are nuts.) 

My life gets worse, then gets better, but the pieces never seem to change. You think you'd get used to the utterly pathetic and mentally unstable to be so frequently obsessed with you, but guess I'm still looking for the, "Why? Am I really that interesting?"