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[center][h1][color=B37097]Pandora Quill[/color][/h1]
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[I]Location: Fashion Boutique
Skills: N/A[/I][/center]
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Pandora skimmed the selection of attire strewn about the store. It might bear the name of some designer or another, but she could spot cheap knock-offs a mile away. You never conned a con artist. She had to give credit where it was due, these were careful imitations. They paid attention to detail, but it just wasn't perfect enough. And to top it off, she had some stuck-up snob eyeing her across the store, most likely to see if she was about to shoplift.

She thought about it. But it was still insulting.

Nothing here was worth her effort, but Pandora didn't want to leave without getting [i]something[/i] out of this visit. So she waved over the store associate. "Yes?" she responded in a tone that could have frozen any number of soccer moms waltzing in here, but Pandora was no fool. If she wanted to give ice, Pandora would return with fire.

[color=B37097]"Yes, I wanted to get your opinion on this dress here. Now, I think it's probably the ugliest piece of merchandise you have in this store and I really need something for my poor puppy at home to do his business on so it doesn't get on my clean floor. Do you think this fits the bill or was there some other trash you have in the back that might suit my needs?"[/color] The associate was a bit taken aback, but to her credit, she came back to attention. "I beg your pardon. This comes straight from Milan!" Pandora asked her. [color=B37097]"Mmm see, no it doesn't. Because anyone in fashion worth their salt would see that this material is nowhere near the consistency of Milan's work. You would be lucky if this came from some sweatshop in Shanghai. So how about you part with it for near pennies, and we call it a day hmm?"[/color] She wasn't surprised when the associate grabbed the dress in a huff and turned and trolloped off. Pandora took that as a sign to leave.

As she exited, she put on the "designer" sunglasses she had just pocketed and made her getaway. She got free shades and made someone feel like trash. It wasn't such a bad day anymore.