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'[color=aba000][i]fuck, fuck, fuck fuck![/i][/color]'

When Alexander returned to Penrose through the portal, what greeted him was a bizarre sight. The city looked like it had been hit by some kind of life sucking blizzard. Alexander had seen a snow covered city before...but this was different. Mere seconds after his brain had finished processing what he had seen, he had suddenly felt a wave of dread wash over him. If the things looked this bad...this ominous, then what about his home?

...what about his animals?

That was why the bitter magical boy was transformed an in his Beast Mode, running as fast as he could home. Although he would have been able to get there faster with the help of his housemate, Lily, in his state of panic, he didn't think about that. He just had to get home, had to make sure that they were alright. When he caught site of his home, the few bits of blood splatter he was able to make out on the front lawn filled him with a panicked energy as he somehow picked up speed. Blitzing to the door, he unlocked and threw it open. But he never would have expected what he saw;

"Honey, where are my [i]pants[/i]!?"

The TV was on, and on the couch was three familiar creatures; Bob the rabbit, Tim the weasel, and Dave the owl. All looking perfectly fine, Tim even eating raw bacon out of a packet. The noise he made coming in though grabbed their attention, and when they saw him, they all started flipping out. Dave zoomed over to his head and started making weird owl noises as he landed in his hair Tim started bouncing around (a 'war dance' if Alexander remembered right), and Bob rushed over to him and jumped at his stomach, somehow knocking him over "[color=aba000]Gahhhh![/color]" Alexander cried out as he landed on his butt. Dave still in his hair somehow, and with Tim now joining them as he dragged over the pack of bacon. Alexander took a few seconds to take this all in before he started laughing "[color=aba000]T-thank fuck![/color]" and then tears started to stream down his face "[color=aba000]You...you fucking bums are okay! I don't...[/color]" And then he was just straight crying as he held Bob tightly to his chest.

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"[color=aba000]Right, so...[/color]" Alexander began, as he stared down the tree animals "[color=aba000]None of that fucking happened. And if you ever try to tell anyone otherwise, then I'll turn you into that[/color]" He pointed at a plate piled with freshly cooked bacon. The sight of it caused Tim to start twitching, and Alexander sighed "[color=aba000]Alright, fine![/color]" Tim darted to the bacon, and began to feed. Alexander went to his bedroom to grab a piece of paper and pen, writing "Grabbing magic swag, be back later" on it before taking it to the living room where the animals were. He quickly noticed that bob and Dave had joined Tim in consuming the bacon. This caused Alexander to pause for a few seconds before he shrugged '[color=aba000][i]Meh, I'm sure it's fine.[/i][/color]' He put the note on the table with them "[color=aba000]Make sure Lily sees this if she comes back[/color]" A simple nod from Bob was all he got before he left. As he did, he thought back to that strange post he found on Glimmr, when he had been looking online for some answers as to what was going on "[color=aba000][i]'Brittany’s Boutique' eh. He're hoping I can find something good.[/i][/color]" And with that, he rushed off to said boutique.