[table][row][center][img]https://fontmeme.com/permalink/191116/f0764c3bb0e0780681fe4d53ab148741.png[/img][/center][/row] [sup][/sup][cell][right][color=A9A9A9]Logging On....[/color][/right][hr][center][color=powderblue]Welcome to Thalam _______________ [sup]You have been tasked with slaying 5 Slimes and returning their slime jellies to [b]Tu Tauri Al[/b]. Upon completion, players will be awarded: 25 Experience and 35 copper. [/sup][/color][/center] Finally! After what felt like hours stuck in loading screen limbo-- BLITZ KRIEGER could finally show the world the power of SUPERIOR GERMAN SPELLCASTING. Raising what he had thought to be his staff to the heavens with his absolutely chiseled GERMAN musculature, he found things were not as they should have been... [color=darkgoldenrod]"[b]DIE ARSCHMADE!!![/b]"[/color] roared an uncharacteristically thick accent from the nearly effeminate form that Blitz most certain DID NOT FUCKING DESIGN; and furthermore-- THIS WAS A WARRIOR. HE DESIGNED A MAGE!!! [color=darkgoldenrod]"SCHIZA!! ZIS FUCKINK GAME DIDN'T SAVE MIEN FUCKINK SETTINGS!!!"[/color] [center][h2]Quest [color=red][b]FAILED[/b][/color]![/h2][/center] As the HUD mercilessly added insult to injury, the proud GERMAN warrior felt a blood vessel in his eye burst as pure, unbridled rage coursed through his veins. It wasn't enough that he got in late. It wasn't enough that his settings didn't save... But this [b]KUHSCHEIßE[/b]??? How the fuck could he automatically FAIL the first quest???? He wanted to hack something to pieces. And he was going to do just that. [color=darkgoldenrod]"MOVE! GET OUT OF MIEN WAY!"[/color] he roared, barreling through any players that stood between him, and the slimy little punching bags that awaited him outside of town. [/cell] [cell][center][color=cyan]Online[/color] [sup][code]BL1TZ_KR1EG3R[/code][/sup] [color=DarkGray][b]Class:[/b] Warrior Level: [b]1[/b][/color] [color=tomato]107[/color]//[color=aqua]103[/color]//[color=palegreen]105[/color] [actions: [b][color=red][i]Being Angry[/i][/color][/b]] [hider=Stats & Info] Body: 7 Spirit: 3 Tech: 5 [sub][u]Equipment[/u]:[/sub] >Basic Sword >Basic Shield[/hider] [/center][/cell][/table]