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[i]Three Months Ago...[/i]

It was a calm morning other than a slight chill in the air but that nothing out of the ordinary. The orange sun was rising slowly and it’s glorious warm light reflected off of Manhattan’s many cold high rises. New York was being New York and in a corner apartment in the shadow of the colossal Oscorp Tower, Theo Blanchard was being a complete and utter tool.

[color=8BAC42]”
I'm too sexy for my shirt 
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan 
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing”[/color]

Of course dancing around his bedroom in his underwear was nothing new, hell it had become Theo’s morning routine. He did have a lot to show off with great abs, a strong frame and a jawline for days. He held his beloved baseball bat like a microphone close to his body as he sang or screamed depending who you asked, to Right Said Fred’s 1991 banger. It was to be a busy day for Theo today, he had tests galore, a meeting with the guidance counsellor to talk colleges, he had baseball practice and dinner with his parents and the Osbornes! None of that mattered though, he was just too sexy.

[color=orange]”You are such a melt, McDungus”[/color]

Theo span and jumped back as he saw [url=https://data.whicdn.com/images/301078742/original.gif]Normie Osborne[/url] standing in his doorway, laughing with his stupid teeth on full display. [color=8BAC42]”Get outta here turd before I break your face!”[/color] Normie was a cute kid and for the last little while he had become like the little brother that he had always wanted but never had. It was once thing he could say he gained from his parents' relationship with the Osborne’s. [color=8BAC42]”What are you even doing here?”[/color]

[color=orange]”You’re supposed to drop me off at school today, jerkzoid and you promised me I could sit in the front of your car this time and not hide in the trunk”[/color] The classic corvette was Theo’s pride and joy and was the outcome of three summers worth of odd jobs around the weirder parts of NYC. 

Debating the truth of the curly haired brats statement for a moment or two, he put down the bat and moved deeper into the room. [color=8BAC42]”If I do, you have to keep your mouth shut, ok?”[/color] Reaching over to his desk, TB grabbed his keys and tossed them over to the youth on the other side of the room. [color=8BAC42]”Go get her started, I’ll be down in a sec”[/color]

Normie’s face lit up in a huge grin as he tugged in the ballcap Theo had gifted him last year. [color=orange]”Shway”[/color]

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[i]”Present Day”[/i]

Theo sat towards the back of the auditorium, arms and legs folded, eyes half asleep as he gazed off into the infinite yonder. He had fully intended on listening to the Principal's welcome speech, most of him was looking forward to his time at Mobius; however it was that other part, the part that kept laughing in his head, the part that wouldn’t shut up, the lunatic was making very difficult to keep up. He was pale and the bags under his eyes were quite prominent, ask anyone and they’d think he was a dude bro suffering after a hard night of good times; the reality that he was trying to suppress the soul of a fucking Goblin would be lost on most.

As the teachers and classes were announced; Theo shook himself from his thoughts to reach under the chair and read his card [color=8BAC42]”1A, Kitty Pryde”[/color] He knew enough about the X-Men to know that Shadowcat was a badass, so having her be his tutor was cool. He wondered about his potential classmates, some were the children of legends, some of the gods, he was a baseball player with a split personality and a knack for building shit, interesting times.

As a small smatter of students applauded, Theo took his change to escape, being one of the first to leave. Keeping himself moving and occupied helped to shut [i]him[/i] out . He put on his headphones and walked briskly towards the 1A building. It was a monstrosity not unlike his beloved Manhattan this Mobius Academy. Tall, garish buildings and a lot of busy looking folk, maybe this wouldn’t be so bad? Arriving at the dorms, he made his way up to his allocated room and entered it. Inside already stood a young woman, he did a double take of his card; was he in the right room? The dorms were co-ed? Damn.

[color=8BAC42]”...hey…”[/color][/center]