[s]And then suddenly Persephone became the crazy bird lady.[/s]

All I know is if that happened Hera would be running around like.

"You haven't seen some goth girl trying to sell people ravens have you?"

I mean honestly, that couples shirt joke where it's like 

"If found return to ____"

and 

"I'm ____"

Hera and Persephone would be a perfect example for that.