[center][img]https://fontmeme.com/permalink/191114/66c53e865132edccaa5eef2653db46ba.png[/img] [hr][hr] [sup]H e a l t h : ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ 100% E f f e c t s : Slightly drunk? W i t h : Unfortunate Guard [/sup][/center] [hr][hr] “Step away from the ledge, sir!” The guard’s yell was amplified by the cavern’s acoustics. “Kid, I’m not trying to off myself.” Vardi didn’t bother to face the man. He just stood there, bare assed, looking at the blue water swirling at the bottom of a 50 foot drop. “I was in the sun all god damned day. I just want to go in for a quick dip, that’s all.” “This is the drinking reserve! We can’t have your filth contaminating it! The bathhouses are south from here on-” “Those bathhouses can kiss my sunburnt ass. I ain’t divin’ in no armpit juice. Plus, none of em places got a drop like this here, boy.” “If you don’t step back from that ledge, I’ll cut you down myself!” Vardi finally turned, the scarred side of his face looking over his shoulder at the guard, who took a step back at Vardi’s attempt to form a smile. “N-no!” Just as the word left the guard’s lips, Vardi cannonballed off the ledge. He yelled from the top of his lungs, his battle cry, echoing throughout the caverns of Sando. “DRINK THIS!!!” And that is how Vardi Zaitsev of the Sunrunner’s guild ended up in jail, yet again.