Druid Girl shook her head at the lizardman's rather surprisign naievety.

"You can't tell if a sheet of paper is lying, can you? Seekers can only tell if you're lying if they hear you speak, so if people could just hand in written reports, they could claim to have finished a job even if they didn't do it." She explained. "Furthemore, not every adventurer knows how to read or write to begin with, some are just simple folks from humble homes looking to make money in some way other than plowing fields and herding sheep." She added.

At the comment of the archer's odor, and the girl's subsequent reaction to said comment, made the druid cover her mouth with a cupped hand, muffling a laugh and cleverly disguising it as a discreet cough.

"Don't worry, you don't smell like sewage... Well, not enough for any humans to notice at least." She tried, comforting the poor thing as best she could.

Once they entered the guild, the trio found the place to be more crowded than in the noon-ish period they had all met up. Though, apparently, evening-time was more inclined to be 'happy hour', rather than work. Most of the adventurers gathered were either eating, drinking, bragging or bickering - or all of the above, all at once. It was certainly more lively if nothing else, and spirits and mood were at an all-time high. The patrons didn't even seem to notice when the three-man group entered and made their way to the counter.

After [s]Lizzie-poo[/s] Big Red handed over the parchment to the Guild Girl, and she glanced over the blood-stained piece of paper, correcting her glasses multiple times, she then nodded and waved for them to move to an area behind the reception desk. There, they followed the guild employee into a room that was very simple, with a table, some chairs and a carpet. Inside was a young, blonde man, wearing white robes - he greeted them politely.

After they all sat down, the entire procedure took less than ten minutes. Itt didn't seem they had too many questions - likely because this hadn't exactly been a high-risk, high-reward type of job to begin with. Still, they seemed to at least feign interest and ask some questions about both the lazy, cowardly guardsman's behavior, as well as the drid's decision to free the baby boar, rather than kill off the aggressor parents. They also seemed particularly amused when it was brought up that the archer had jumped onto and begun riding one of the giant pigs - eliciting snickering and head-turning from the two staff members. Eventually, things were wrapped up and they received a small, brown pouch with their pay - a paltry sum of 100 copper coins.

Once they left the room, the druid was quick to divvy up the dough, giving the lizardman and the archer each 35 coins while she herself settled for 30, explaining that it wwas her little way of thanking them for going along with her selfish request earlier. With money fairly divided and quest reported and officially complete, the archer exclaimed that it was time to go on patrol, making a bee-line for the quest board.

"She sure haas a lot of energy, huh?" Druid Girl said to the lizard, smiling in good-natured amusement and the little ball of liveliness.

It didn't take long for the foreign girl to nab the quest she wanted and return with it to her allies, holding up like one would hold a hunted rabbit - by its ears. Nodding, the group went over to the counter once more and handed the notice to the Guild Girl, who took it, made some scribbles and notes on some form and then spoke.

"Alright, party of three for patrol duty... Right, just head on over to the garrison over by the center of town and report to the Guard Captain. He'll fill you in on all the details you'll need." She stated, politely and professionally as usual.