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NeoVariableSword, battlechip in, download.
*A glowing yellow sword replaces the cannon—when I swing it, a wide arch of its power flies toward you*
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*Dashes toward you, dodging the arc by turning sideways and cartwheeling, and gets right in your face, inspecting you*
This is the most curious thing.