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*Takes a peak into the cup*
This is worse than we thought. We got a call yesterday, someone saying something about you brewing coffee out of a dirty coffee machine. Do you clean that thing at all, ma’am?
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*Slams my hand onto the imaginary counter*
Now you listen here, lil' miss. I run the most rootin' coffee shop from here to skillersville. Now you can't just come in here and start makin' these wild ac cu sations.