[quote=@Legend]
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*Slams my hand onto the imaginary counter*
Now you listen here, lil' miss. I run the most rootin' coffee shop from here to skillersville. Now you can't just come in here and start makin' these wild ac cu sations.
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Uh-huh. You mind if I take a look at the brewer there?