[quote=@Multifarious]
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*Walks around behind you and looks into a coffee machine that isn’t there*
I think I see the issue... Yes, none of this is your fault at all. Seems your machine is just a bit old is all. Needs a new part.
*Walks back to where I was*
Still, this can either be a health hazard, marked down in the books and reported to the department, or, the way I think we’d both prefer, we can get your name and contact information so the department can get your kitchen back up on its feet in a jiffy. How’s that sound?
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Hmmm... I dunno, it all sounds a lil' bit shady to me. I never get any complaints about my coffee. What department are you from, anyway?