[quote=@Shadow Dragon]
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Do you have a oil tanker on hand?
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Hold on...
*Rummages through my back pocket*
I thiiiiiink... Hey! Yeah! I think I do!!!
*Pulls a tank out of my back pocket by the barrel with industrial cans of oil stored inside and drops it on the ground in front of me*
Oh wait, that's an oil [i]tank.[/i]