"Right this way." Andy led him to the second corridor and opened a room. A thick grey carpet was on the floor and against one wall was a single bed with a bedcover over it. Against the wall opposite of the bed were a chest of drawers and a chair. Andy walked in and opened the lowest drawer so he could quickly make the bed.

"This is my guest room," he explained. "I sometimes have my nephew or a friend spending the night, but most of the time it's not in use. I'll give you some pyjama's from me to sleep in, we don't usually sleep in the clothes we wear during the day. But, you can sleep naked too, whatever you prefer."

It didn't take him long to have the bed made and turned to Alastor. "This is where you can sleep. Lightswitch..." Andy switched the light to show how it worked. "We tend to sleep better when it's dark. Bathroom is across the corridor. If you get an urge, a pressing feeling or pain in your lower abdomen," he tapped the area of bladder and colon on his own body, "that might be a sign you need to use the toilet. I'm not going into detail how the digestive system works, but it comes down to we eat food or drink fluids, the body takes what it needs and we expel the excess, the waste. We dump it in the toilet and flush it away, just lower your pants, sit down, and let nature do the rest. You will be hungry and thirsty again in the morning, but there is food and water in the kitchen." He paused as the thought about it. "I think I covered the basics, but if you have any questions I'll do my best to answer them."

This was the first time he had to remember to explain the basics to what looked like an adult man. At the same time his guest was in for a treat, so many good things to discover for a first time, he probably didn't know how lucky he was.