[quote=@Heroic]
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Lottamovingforsomeonegoingnowhere!
*Dashes over into your path, grabs you by the face and plants it directly into the ground*
Youshouldtrythetreadmill! Orastationarybike,they’recooltoo!
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You're quick.
*Throws both arms through your torso at a hundred times my previous speed*
For a turtle!