I find that eating other peoples cooking - mainly people that I don't know - to be a little like Russian Roulette. 

Will it taste good? Do they use spices? The moments of [i]what the hell did they put in this.[/i]

I received some cookies yesterday and this bitch put pecans in the freaking no bake oatmeal cookies. [i]Why[/i] would you ruin a perfectly good cookie?!