[quote=@Etcetera]
<Snipped quote by Valiance>

I'm confused about the portals thing; it shouldn't be that hard.
[/quote]

It’s not! You just...
*Attempts to open one*
Like second nature. Just...
*Attempts again*
You just gotta-
*Attempts again*
Do it.
*Tries one more time, then sighs*