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Archetype: Other

Name: Pizza, Pineapple Pizza

Alias: The Hawaiian Heathen 

Age: Unknown

Alignment: Villain 

Powers: Tell me. Have you ever eaten pineapple pizza? It's an unnatural eldritch paradox, isn't it? The disgusting yet tempting trap of sweet and salty. It is a law that was never meant to be broken. KFC has a sweet and sour sauce for their Mc-nuggets, not an sweet and salty sauce.  Combining the elements of melted mozzarella, tomato sauce, yeast crust and tropical fruit in one 16 inch unholy sentient package, the Hawaaian Heathen's true power is not being able to speak in human languages or being mobile as an epileptic slug but the paradoxical demonic taste of his pizza flesh. 

The first bite will have you think " Oh, that isn't bad". The second will send you in a state of shock, cursing yourself at your lack of hindsight. The third will give you a seizure, your mouth foaming as you overdose on the traitorous taste of pineapple pizza. The fourth excommunicates you from being a member of the human species. 

The fifth sends you to pizza hell where you are forced to eat a mountain of pizza eternally, using only a knife and a fork. 

Weaknesses: Cardboard pizza boxes, good pizza and leaving him out in the sun for too long. 

Appearance: 

[img]https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/pineapple-pizza.jpg?crop=0px%2C205px%2C2000px%2C1051px&resize=1200%2C630[/img]

Personality: Evil, Sweet, Salty, Machiavellian, Cheesy 

Brief BIO: Was it a wizard? A genetic experiment? Some freak accident? The will of Satan or some deity? No ones knows but this pizza. The pizza's age is indeterminate. Some theories propose that it was born out of the first man putting pineapple on his pizza in Ancient Rome. One thing is for certain; this maniacal cuisine tyrant has been hell-bent on violating the norms of pizza consumption, one world-threatening plan at a time. During his time, the Hawaiaan Heathen has been banned from every major villain organization such as The Not-Good Guys and the Black Grey Nietzsche Abyss Followers. For now, he currently inhabits the mind of Papa John's, waiting, watching, planning for his time to reveal himself truly to the world and rid all those who don't eat pineapple pizza. 

Potential Storylines:

- Joining forces with Deep Dish and Sushi Pizza against Neapolitan and New York Pizza. 
- Taking over the world's pizza restaurants and becoming crime boss of underground pizza smuggling.
- Creating an offshore PPMC (Private Pizza Military Corporation) to destablize Italy's government.