[center][h2][color=PeachPuff]【Ｃｒａｓｈ　Ｃｏｕｒｓｅ】[/color][/h2][/center]

[indent][indent]’Sup dudes, I’m Crash, a self-proclaimed [s]dumpster fire[/s] nerd in their twenties that is too lazy to write my own stories. When it comes to RP, I know what’s up. Been doing this since Yahoo messenger days, so I got some experience under my belt. I’m currently looking for a limited amount of partners since I’m a busy adult with other priorities that [s]eat[/s] take up my time.[/indent][/indent]


[color=PeachPuff][h3][u]Ｗｈａｔ　Ｙｏｕ　Ｇｅｔ[/u][/h3][/color]
♢ [s]A weekly posting schedule.[/s] Fairly available a little more given [i]recent[/i] world circumstances. 
♢ Literacy.
♢ Romance-wise, male or female. Prefer hetero pairings tho.
♢ Big skeptic of “ghosts,” so communication. If we don’t vibe or if the RP goes south, I will let ya know. Same applies if I become disinterested. 
♢ Patience. 
♢ Out-of-character plotting and [s]occasional[/s] me-mes. 



[color=PeachPuff][right][h3][u] Ｗｈａｔ　Ｉ　Ａｓｋ　ｏｆ　Ｙｏｕ[/u][/h3][/right][/color]
[right]♢ Be 21+. Sorry lads, I’m more comfortable with partners who can [i]legally[/i] crack a cold one.
♢ Basic grasp of grammar and sentence structure. None of us are perfect, but I wanna understand what’s going on.
♢ Be a skeptic. Tell me what’s up if things go awry. 
♢ Be patient and don’t be too thirsty for posts.
♢ Willing to keep all RPs in PMs and on-site only.[/right]


[center] (つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ

[color=PeachPuff][h3][u]Ｐｌｏｔ　Ｂｕｎｎｉｅｓ[/u][/h3][/color]

[hider=Sir, You’ve Made Some Bad Decisions.] 
Newly engaged, a socially awkward businessman is encouraged to explore a darker side of life after indulging in a woman after a drunken encounter. She entices him to release his inhibitions and  taste the forbidden fruits behind the his mundane life and humdrum relationships. Will he unleash his demons and discover a new side to himself or will this woman’s influence cause his downfall?[/hider]

[hider=Underground Repartee] 
Almost every morning, two strangers commute to work by subway and back again. Their regimes are relatively similar, working through the grind of life and making a living. Maybe one could notice the other after some time of noticing a familiar face. Maybe the other builds up the courage to strike a conversation and is surprised that friendly banter is reciprocated. [i]Maybe[/i] the two look forward to the mornings and evenings with newfound appreciation for one another. And [b]maybe[/b] after some time, one manages to pursue the other in the hopes that their relationship could expand beyond just the subway. So, will they strike out? Or will something blossom between them?[/hider]

➙ I’ll update this...sometime. K just bear with me a lil bit. [/center]

[indent][indent]Well s#!@t you made it this far. If I haven’t lost any interest [s]yet[/s], hit me up in those PMs. Don’t respond here because I’m probably not gonna look. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ And if no plot of mine tickles your fancy, feel free to supply your own ideas![/indent][/indent]