[quote=@Etcetera]
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*Attracts the sword with electricity*

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I have a fun life. You like pizza? I'll have someone get us some foot rubs while I'm at it, and then we can see a movie and make fun of boys.
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This would all be a funny mockery if it was a mockery of any real conveyed emotion.