[quote=@Multifarious]
<Snipped quote by Nimda>

*Grabs your wrist and moves it back down to your side*
Look, “Misty”. I can’t be seen attacking a kid. It’d be bad for my image.

<Snipped quote by Etcetera>

She’s dangerous, dude. It’s entirely logical.
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Seems like that's a common solution for you. I'm not about to unexist my best friend's kid.