[quote=@souleaterfan320]
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Ok. Theoretically, if I called any of my coworkers, and they came here, their security measures wouldnt register me, therefore theyd begin to ask questions. I wouldnt be able to bs my way through them, theyd slap a pair of cuffs on me, and I'd be hauled off to prison for a maximum term for impersonating an official with intent to abuse power, and also for theft of my own phone, despite the finger print scanner working just fine.
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And if you told them things only you could know that would prove your identity?