[quote=@Shadow Dragon]
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Like this.

*He softly swings his scythe in a loop, which slices though the floor with no resistance.*
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But what does that have to do with the portals?

[quote=@Multifarious]
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Probably because they don’t want me at home. For a plethora of reasons.
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Makes sense. Hopefully they'll take their time.