There are times for which I have no explanation for phenomena I encounter. One of which, which was in no small way startling, was a simple electronic clock which produces no radio traffic. I had the tremendous displeasure of it suddenly, without warning in the early hours of the morning, emitting static which I can only describe similar to a radio or telephone with distortion in the background. Needless to say, were it have to been alive, it would be dead now although I can come to no good solution how the initial incident took place. It was not a dream, not at all this time, and this was not the first time some device decided to become provocative with this great cat.