Dear [Insert Reader Name here]!
We at AmzNoble Publishing know that you, our readers, are a discerning crew, and no doubt have grown fond of certain characters. However, following unfortunate recent events, we regret that your subscription to "The Brainstorm and Friends Power Hour" has been cancelled indefinitely. 

But don't worry! We understand the value of a good distraction from your impending mortality! As such, and based on your read history, we've graciously decided that you'll like some of our other comics of an antiheroic bent! As such, we've subscribed you to "Angel: Rogue Discordian," and "Corporal Popp: Guardsman of the Gods." Your subscription cost in AmzBucks has been adjusted accordingly.

You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Jordan Beesknees, Junior Assistant Editor-In-Chief.