Sara takes the tablet, uncharacteristically careful. If she touches Euna's hand, the spell will break. The princess will turn, hike up her skirts, and book it down the street with her awesome cyberlegs. If she does everything right, if she respects Euna's space, if she doesn't do anything stupid, please don't do anything stupid... if she is good, if she is worthy, she might be allowed to have this moment go right. Please. Let this moment go right.

She signs an illegible squiggle at the bottom of the form with her finger. She could carve her name perfectly in a wall, barely a centimeter deep, and in cursive, but tablets? Tablets defeat her finger every time.

"Requisition approved, your highness." She salutes, and hears Angel-IKA's muffled squeal behind her. When she smiles, she can feel hot pricking tears in her eyes. Don't you worry. It's relief. Relief that she hasn't fucked everything up this time. That this time, she gets a second chance. That Euna is willing to stay, at least a little longer. "I will report to your quarters at 0655 hours." She clasps her hands behind her back and bows, really milking the servile angle, and there's a soft thump behind her as Angel-IKA just straight up passes out.

***

[i]Three kids sit at a table together, lunchboxes sitting in front of them. They're wearing school uniforms, naturally, studded with buttons and self-applied holologos.[/i]

KID #1: Are you kidding me? There's no way that Djinniphim doesn't win. She's wearing the least, so she's got the most flexibility, perfect for acrobatic dodges and air cancels!
KID #2: Technically, the Tigerphim is wearing the least.
KID #3: Yeah, but Ninjaphim? She's mastered both the shadows and the light! Her tormented soul is torn in two, between honor and desire, her duty to her murdered clan and her love of the noble samurai who is the bodyguard of her nemesis...
KID #1: You wish! The Desert Sands will scourge away all who stand before Djinniphim!
KID #3: Just wait until their rematch!
KID #2: There's no reason to wait, actually...

[i]NINJAPHIM, DJINNIPHIM and SARRRRRRAPHIM drop down onto the table, doing dramatic poses. The kids gasp, and then the three superheroes lunge at the camera.

Cut to game footage!

PHIMMY bending and bouncing her way through one of SWEET SARA'S candy-themed barrages, giggling the whole way!
SARRRRRRAPHIM's GLORIOUS GALLEON unleashing a hardlight broadside!
WITCHERPHIM dashing forward with her SILVER AND STEEL HARDLIGHT BLADES, carving through bullets!
TIGERPHIM using her TIGER PAW CRUSH on an unlucky DOCTORPHIM, scattering hardlight syringes everywhere on impact.
@SARAHPHIM CLASSIC doing the iconic hair shot before punching out @SARAHPHIM, AGENT OF A.E.G.I.S.!
And finally...
DJINNIPHIM uses her LIGHT LASH to cut straight through NINJAPHIM... who disappears in a puff of darkness, leaving behind a perfectly cut log. DJINNIPHIM spins around, the SOLOMON'S SEAL swirling around her, as NINJAPHIM throws three of her hardlight shuriken. As they impact the seal, cut to white, and then fade in the title:

[b]@SARAHPHIM DIMENSIONS!![/b]

(Available EXCLUSIVELY on the AEGEAN GAMES STORE)[/i]