@Saraphim!

Locker: hey. spotted one.

You are being hunted.

It's not easy being the best version of yourself. The first time one of your dopplegangers approached you on the street and challenged you to a 1v1 duel for the title of champion it made for fantastic ratings. By the third time it was exhausting. To be entirely honest with yourself, two of those three fights were total coinflips. Whatever their gimmicks, these alternate-yous are, well, [I]you[/I] and every time you duel one it takes the majority of the afternoon and leaves you utterly exhausted. For each of them it's the final showdown and they're totally free to bring their absolute all. For you? You have to [I]work[/I] tomorrow. Unless you want to move into dominating yourself full-time it's starting to make increasing sense to just... avoid them, where you can.

So, where are you - and more importantly, what are you wearing?

Locker: ive seen her b4 somewhr
Angel-IKA: Where? I can't see her!
Bode: Me neither.
Dominus: IS IT NINJAPHIM? 
Locker: no shes got like black scars on her face
Locker: only saw her 4 a second
Angel-IKA: Oooooo, Mordorphim?! The terrifying demon-queen of the underworld who fights with beams of molten lava!? 
Locker: don't think so
Angel-IKA: Is she heroine or is she villainess? Her friends say one thing and her enemies say another!
Dominus: WHAT ARE YOU, PRESIDENT OF HER FANCLUB?
Angel-IKA: I'm doing commentary for a school Aristeia! game, so I'm practicing my MC'ing!
Ferraphim1tp: Didn't you say you were on the team yourself, Angel-IKA?
Angel-IKA: yeah ._.
Angel-IKA: was.
Ferraphim1tp: Oh dang I'm so sorry!
Bode: This grounding has gone too far.
Dominus: SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.
Angel-IKA: Haha guys don't feel bad for me, I'll be fine. I've always wanted to do commentary! 
Locker: do u need a co commentr
Angel-IKA: Awww, that's sweet of you to offer! But, um. It might be a little weird.
Locker: u don't think I can break into a hi school
Angel-IKA: I didn't say that
Locker: how dare. youll see.

*

Errant!

You are in an interrogation cell. It's an informal interrogation. The door is open. Your hands aren't cuffed. Agent Buddy got you coffee.

"So did you know that Victor was planning to betray us all like this?" said Agent Bargain.
"Not implying you were in on it," said Agent Buddy.
"Betrayal is always shocking," said Agent Bargain.
"And there's no way you could have known that he'd try to murder the chairwoman of the board in cold blood," said Agent Buddy.
"But maybe you know other things."
"Maybe you thought he was doing vigilante things."
"Or where he'd go to ground afterwards!"
"Or if he came into contact with any mind control villains lately."
"We just want everyone to walk away from this horrible situation with a smile upon their face!"

*

Brainstorm!

You have gone underground. You have retreated to your secret lab. You have had time, information, years of preparation and the assistance of your old AI. You have a mission to destroy a corrupt government and overthrow the president (of AEGIS). I have two questions: Have you built a mecha suit? And, how big is your mecha suit?

While you're telling me about your preparation work for what will be the grand struggle of your life, tell us a bit about your secret lair, your downtime and what you're doing to stave off the descent into outright supervillainy.